The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
