Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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