wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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