if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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