Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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