I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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