I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
wow bdsm is so cute
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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