Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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