Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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