no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
what is it with giant penises always finding me
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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