I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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