the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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