I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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