Michael Bay diarrhea
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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