if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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