HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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