He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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