she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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