did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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