drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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