I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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