is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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