On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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