this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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