btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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