Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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