GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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