just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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