Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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