I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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