My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I wish i was in the wii world.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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