I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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