We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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