I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I have aggressive nipples.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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