Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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