That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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