So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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