I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She swung at the pinata with crutches
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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