found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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