what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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