ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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