Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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