When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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