Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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