remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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