some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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