I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
wow bdsm is so cute
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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