Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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