I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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