Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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