Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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